Baby Step Spells For Every Witch Or Warlock
In general, money isn’t a topic people joke about. As someone who loves to laugh, I find that this is too bad. After all, it can’t be 100% straight faced all the time. So instead of keeping everything grave this month, I’ve decided to let my hair down with these faux spells, chants, potions, and charms. Enjoy the Vee Frugal Fox October spin on Dave Ramsey’s famous Baby Steps.
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My fellow finance freaks, at last - something wicked this way comes! I’ve prepared seven deadly baby step spells to excite you for the coming all hallows eve.
Spooky season is upon us, so conjure the courage to seek financial freedom today. *Monster laugh*
Baby Step 1: Protection Affirmation
Save $1,000 in a beginning emergency fund savings account
The most innocent spell of them all, meant to form a protective shield over ones heart and home. Light a bundle of sage and walk throughout your home, cleansing the air of any negative money energy.
Cast Murphy and all of his mischievous ways out of your new financial life.
While the sage continues to burn, sit cross-legged in a room of your choice. Repeat the below chant 3 times:
“I am peaceful.
I am strong.
And I am calm.
The light protects me
From all harm
I am surrounded
By finance charm”
Once you complete the above affirmation, place currency under your pillow for fast savings and future prosperity. Sleep over the currency for a week - enough time for your dreams to soak in to actuality.
Baby Step 2: Resilience Moon Ceremony
Pay off all debt, excluding a mortgage
While the Baby Step 1 Protection Spell is about shielding ones self from harm and warding off unexpected visitors, the Baby Step 2 Resilience Spell speaks to the strength within that you will need during this arduous process.
Motivation and discipline are essential during debt payoff, but more than ever, you will need to pull from the power you hold close to you.
On midnight of the next full moon, October 23th, place 3 stones you find in nature in the center of a table on a plate. Squeeze a lemon over the rocks and imagine your debt free scream.
Do this for 5 minutes.
After this manifestation ceremony, wash the stones in warm water, one-by-one, and place stones in a visible area for the remainder of your Baby Step 2.
Baby Step 3: Faith Spell
Save 3-6 months of expenses in a high yield savings account for you fully-funded emergency fund
The $1,000 from Baby Step 1 can count towards this
When you have crossed the finish line of Baby Step 2, it is easy to lose track in Baby Step 3. We have the perfect incantation for keeping the faith even when those quick wins fade.
Take a single dollar bill and roll it as tightly as you can. Tape the dollar bill to keep it in place. Take twine, string, or a similar material and wrap the dollar bill. Tape.
Place the dollar bill on a table and light a candle. Hold hands with your financial partner, accountability parter, or pet over the taped bill and candle. Repeat this sentence 2 times:
“So am I joined with (name of person or pet)
In faith, hope, and commitment.
Help us to work together.
Toward a happy, healthy financial relationship,
Balanced and prosperous,
In work and compromise and love.
Let our money union be harmonious,
Productive, caring and filled with giving
And let us overcome difficulties
With cooperation, communication and determination.
Watch over this union
And let it grow stronger every day
So mote it be."
Blow the candle out together and soak dollar bill in smoke. Burry dollar bill in a prominent place, so that it grows roots in your life.
Baby Step 4: Preparation Stone
Save 15% of your income in retirement savings
We all wish that there was a charm or a potion that reversed the unforgivable march of time, but unfortunately, nothing like that really exists. The next best thing while you begin investing, is to acknowledge the privilege of being able to prepare for the future.
Go to your local new age shop and pick up Mookaite Jasper and a ravens feather. This stone is a physically stabilizing stone thought to boost the immune system and help counter the effects of aging. Place this stone near a window so it can bathe in the sun and the moon, next to the feather. While the Mookaite represents your life being grounded, the feather represents the endless possibilities you have when you live a life of intentional saving.
*Mookaite pairs well with Crystal Quartz for even more clarity, and grounding
Baby Step 5: Love Spell
Save four your children’s higher education
Sending your loved ones away from your nest is a transformative time for all involved. As you gather resources to aid in this next step of life, cast perform this spell monthly to ensure that these resources produce intellectual abundance and capability - all from the heart.
Place individual petals from a red rose for love and emotional protection in warm water
Sprinkle rosemary for remembrance of how far you have come in the warm water
Sprinkle lavender for peace in the warm water
Sprinkle white rice for abundance in the warm water
Think of your family tree: growing and expanding in knowledge and wealth - giving what you never dreamt of - all from the seed you planted.
Do this for 5 minutes, using the warm water to cleanse the hands and face.
Baby Step 6: Happy Home Talismans
Pay off your house
Baby Step 6 is the second to last baby step - and one only few achieve. Obtaining this financial feat bewitches us body and soul.
A talisman is a magical object worn for protection against ill will, or the supernatural, or to confer the wearer with a boon such as good luck, good health, or power(s).
I have listed 3 talismans to help you along on this final stretch.
Any small, random object found within your home that speaks to you
A symbol of the moon - representing her maternal watch over financial health of your nest
A plain silver ring
Wear, or place this talisman nearby at all times during Baby Step 6.
Baby Step 7: Giving Potion
Help and Give
When a witch or warlock’s life is full of abundance, it is their duty to share that abundance and opportunity with their surrounding people. Baby Step 7 rejoices in bestowing love, light, and legacy to those who reach it.
Spray this tea tree potion toner on your face, body, and hair daily to encourage altruism.
2 ounces of boiled, filtered water
3 drops tea tree oil
2 to 3 drops peppermint essential oil
1 drop eucalyptus essential oil
1 drop rosemary essential oil (optional)
1 drop white camphor essential oil (optional)
With these recipes, reflecting the 4 core elements of our atmosphere, you will ward off any financial maliciousness - and enjoy a fruitful October. Happy Halloween month!